Electricity nahi hoti to kya hotaRude SMS
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me TV dekhna parta…
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me TV dekhna parta…
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.