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18 May Posted by admin in Funny SMS, Joke SMS | Comments

Mein relax hona chahta hon

Husband: Aaj Weekend hy me relax hona chahta hon is liye 3 ticket laya hon Movie k Wife: 3 Q Hum to 2 hain Husband: 1 tumhari or Baqi 2 tumhare ami abu ki*

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

One advantage of marriage

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

Love is like the measles

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. - Jerome K. Jerome

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

Love may not make the world

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. - Sean Connery

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

Love is much nicer

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

course of true love

The course of true love never did run smooth. - William Shakespeare

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

Love seeketh

Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair. - William Blake

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

great hopes

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. - Lord Byron

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

Love is a spirit

Love is a spirit of all compact of fire. - William Shakespeare

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24 Jan Posted by KIM THOMAS in Joke SMS | Comments

Love

Love, free as air at sight of human ties, Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies. - Alexander Pope

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