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Eid Mubarik
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik I wish you ALL a very happy I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions...
Let’s Talk
An American seated next to a Pakistani child on plane turned and said: “Let’s talk” Child: Wat wud u like2 talk abt? American: How abt Pakistan Nuclear power? Child: Intresting topic But Let me ask u a question? “A horse, cow & deer all eat grass Yet deer excretes pallets, cow flat potty & horse...
Khubsurat
biwi kitchen se ajji suntey hu mein din ba din khubsurat hoti ja rahi hun shohar acha woh kaise biwi ab tu mujh se rotiyan bhi jalney lagi hein
Love Letter
“LOVE LETTER” Pyaray Bashiray! Tera msg mila, parrh k boht dukh hua Meri tarha tu b mujhy bhool ja Bashiray Ab me 3 bacchon ki maa hoon aur Kaloo Gujjar ki izzat hoon Plz dil py wttaaa rakh k mery bacchon ka mama ban ja! Faqat, Teri muhabbt Hameeda tandoor wali…
Aur Kro SUFI Pe Aitmad
Note: MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mom le i "SUFI" "SUFI" pe aitmad jo tha,suba hui to na "SUFI" tha na maha Boht Talash krwaya per kuch pata na chala, phir ek "KISAAN" ne btaya k wo "KASHMIR" chlay gay hain 3 saal bad maha "KHASHMIR" se wapis i to sath main "HABEEB" or "SULTAN"...
Ustad aur Student
USTAD Har Roz Studnt Sy: Kaka Teri Umer Vich Quaid e Azam Ne Matric Kr Lai C, Studnt Tang Aa K: Sir Twadi Umer Vich Bhutto Phansi V Char Gya c. :-
Deadly IQ Question
Deadly IQ Question. . Pathan to sardar.. "where is abu dabi ?" . . . . . . . . . . . . Sardar. "jithy Ammi Dabbi, . . uthy hi naal Abu dabbi":-D
Mein relax hona chahta hon
Husband: Aaj Weekend hy me relax hona chahta hon is liye 3 ticket laya hon Movie k Wife: 3 Q Hum to 2 hain Husband: 1 tumhari or Baqi 2 tumhare ami abu ki*
ACHI BV aor BHOOT
ACHI BV aor BHOOT aik jesey hotey hen, QK ? inki batain to sb krtey hen pr Aaj Tk Dekha kisi ney nhi, ! ! !
Kish-Mish Ka Phir Aangoor Ho Jana
Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Wo Beauty Parlour Main Yuon, K MaQsad Hai Jawaan Lagna, Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jaana, Magar Ye Baat Larkion Ki Samajh Mein Kyun Nahi Aati ? K Mumkin Hi Nahi Kish-Mish Ka Phir Aangoor Ho Jana…”‘
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Ane Wali EID Mubarak
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