Bhatti Dials a Number

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti dials a number. A girl receives the call. Bhatti who r u? Girl- seeta here. Bhatti are meine to chandigarh phone lagaya tha yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS, English SMS

Bhatti 100 Watt Bulb Par Baap Ka Naam Likh Raha Tha

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne pucha "kya kar rahe ho?" Bhatti: baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS

Bhatti Singh Nadhi Ke Kenare Ghum Reha Tha

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti singh nadhi ke kenare ghum reha tha. woo soch reha tha ki kya who pagal hi. wha usne ek madak dekahi diya, osne madak se pucha kya mai pagal hu. madik uskie bathien sunkar pani main kud gaya, too Bhatti bola " e le esmie suside karne ke kya bathien hi

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS

Butt: 1 Biwi Aur 3 Bacche

by Muhammad Imran

Butt to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Butt: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS

Ye Dil Na Jaane Kya Kar Baitha

by Azizi

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

Category: Love SMS, Urdu SMS, Shayari SMS, Romantic SMS

MERE DIL ME BASNE WALE

by Muhammad Imran

MERE DIL ME BASNE WALE MERE DIL KE AARMANO KO TOD DIYE. DUJE KE SATH AATE HI MERA SATH CHHOD DIYE..

Category: Urdu SMS, Time Pass SMS