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Which Made Soar Sore

by Azizi

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw
Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed
Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See"s saw sawed
Soar"s seesaw!

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Brianna's Baby Brother

by Azizi

Brianna's baby brother Blaine bought big blue bunches of blueberries.

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I Cannot Bear

by Azizi

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

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Ed Nott Was Shot

by Azizi

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott that Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shot shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

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I Need Not Your Needles

by Azizi

I need not your needles, they"re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, "twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

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Freaky Frank's Friend

by Azizi

Freaky Frank's friend Francis eats three foot fruit while Freaky Frank's friend Franchesca prefers frozen french fried frogs.

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