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MERE DIL ME BASNE WALE

by Muhammad Imran

MERE DIL ME BASNE WALE MERE DIL KE AARMANO KO TOD DIYE. DUJE KE SATH AATE HI MERA SATH CHHOD DIYE..

Category: Urdu SMS, Time Pass SMS

Why is Industrial Growth So Slow

by Muhammad Imran

why is industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA? Bcoz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding & holding the LUNGI.

Category: Time Pass SMS, English SMS

Msg Na Kar K Kya Jataoge

by Muhammad Imran

Msg na kar k kya jataoge?itni CHILLER bacha k kya NARAK me TAJMAHAL banaoge? aur TAJMAHAL bana bhi liya to muje pata hai use bhi tum KIRAYE pe hi CHADAOGE. "SARA"

Category: Urdu SMS, Time Pass SMS

EK Gadhe Ne Sardar to Laat Mari

by Muhammad Imran

EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale "Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai". "SARA"

Category: Sardar SMS, Urdu SMS, Time Pass SMS

HUM BHI

by Muhammad Imran

HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.
MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.
BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,
MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.

Category: Time Pass SMS

May God Increase Ur Happiness

by Muhammad Imran

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Category: Time Pass SMS


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