9370547100

by AWELS (pratap)

Category: Funny SMS, Time Pass SMS

I CN MAKE THE WHOLE US HAPPY

by Mamman Khan

ONCE MUSHARRAF AND BUSH WERE  LANDING IN A PLANE .

 BUSH SAID : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE U.S HAPPY BY 

 THROWING $ 1 BILLLION

 MUSHARRAF SAID : I CAN MAKE THE WHOLE PAK HAPPY BY PUTTING MY CLOTHES (WARDI) OFF

 PILOT : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY BY CRASHING THE PLANE 

Category: Advice SMS, Time Pass SMS

MY SON\'S NAME WILL BE BUSH ?

by Mamman Khan

Father : My son's name will be bush

His Secretary : But he is ur enemy ?

Father : I Will

His Secretary : Why ?

Father : i want everybody to know tht i m his father .

Category: Time Pass SMS

U R Genious

by aakash khadka

u r genious,ur mind is a masterpiece, u not only have 1 brain but 2 left n right one. in left nothing is right n in right nothing is left

Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Cool SMS, Friends Teasing SMS, Time Pass SMS, English SMS

Zarurat Hi Nai Alfaaz Ki

by Kashif Rasheed

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

Category: Love SMS, Valentines Day SMS, Time Pass SMS

Time Pass

by Muhammad Imran

दुनिया मे कमल...
समारोह मे ताली...
मजाक मे साली...
धातु मे सोना...
नाम मे मोना...
प्यार मे गम...
और दुनिया मे हम बहुत फेमस है जानी

Category: Time Pass SMS, Hindi SMS