Teacher: What is the Scientific Formula for Water?

by Haroon

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS, Teachers Day SMS

Teacher: "I Killed a Person"

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Butt: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Teachers Day SMS

A Teacher Lecturing on Population

by Muhammad Imran

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Butt stands up- we must find & stop her!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Teachers Day SMS, English SMS

Khuda Ne Di Zindgai

by Muhammad Imran

Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukraguzar !

Category: Cool SMS, Teachers Day SMS, English SMS

May Be U Donno Me

by Muhammad Imran

May be u donno me,
May be u never noticed me sitting on last bench
May be u hv beaten me sometime
But still we love you teacher…
Thankyou being their for us all the time.

Category: Teachers Day SMS, English SMS

Words to Make You Special

by Muhammad Imran

Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride

Category: Teachers Day SMS, English SMS