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Why Did Sardar

by grandfather

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

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Photocopied the One He Had

by Azizi

One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one.
Do you know what he did?
Photo copied the one he had!

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Mere Pair Zameen Par Na Rahe

by Azizi

SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

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Past Tense of Think

by Azizi

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.

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We Have to Learn Telegu

by Azizi

One day a sardarji talking with his friend…

Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

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Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deta Hai

by Azizi

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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