Double Decker Bus!

by Ahsan K Rathore

2 sardar dost 1 Double Decker Bus main sawar hu jaatay hain ...

Pehla Sradar: Yaar bulvinder chal Upper walay portion tey bayndey yan

Doosra Sardar: O main Upper Nai Beyna.... Mainu Dar lagdai ...

Pehla sradar dossrey ko kafi insist karta hai ooper bhithney kay liay lakin wuh nahi maanta ... aakhir wuh akeyla hi ooper chala jaata hai ....

Thori deyr baad bus chalna shuru hu jaat hai tu ooper waala sardar bhaghta bhagta neechay aa jata hai oor kafi haanp raha huta hai ... 

Doosra sardar: ooey puppy ki hoyai .. tu wapas keewain aa gay ....

Pehla Sardar : Yaar Bulvinder uthay tey driver hi nai heyga...

Doosra sardar: Main tawannu kya si na uttay nai jaana.. Mainau vi marwan laga see... 

Category: Sardar SMS

2 Sardars Looking

by grandfather

 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar Was Writing

by grandfather

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Category: Sardar SMS

Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs

by grandfather

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

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Once a Sardar Bought

by grandfather

once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free

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Chota Sardar

by grandfather

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

Category: Sardar SMS