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Sardarji & His Wife Going to City in Auto

by Haroon

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar: I Havnt Slept All Nite in the Train.

by Haroon

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar Ji Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Ha

by Haroon

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

50% of Sardars are Not Donkeys

by Azizi

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

EK Gadhe Ne Sardar to Laat Mari

by Muhammad Imran

EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale "Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai". "SARA"

Category: Sardar SMS, Urdu SMS, Time Pass SMS

Pyar Ka Mousam

by waqas asgher

chahaton ne kiya mujh pe aisa asar,
jahan dekhon mein dhekon tujhe humsafar.
meri khamoshiyan bhi zabaan ban gaein,
meri becheniyan daastaan ban gaein.

Category: Love SMS, Sardar SMS, Urdu SMS


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