Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale "Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai". "SARA"
chahaton ne kiya mujh pe aisa asar,
jahan dekhon mein dhekon tujhe humsafar.
meri khamoshiyan bhi zabaan ban gaein,
meri becheniyan daastaan ban gaein.