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A Sardar Went to Pizza Hut

by Haroon

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A Sardar & His Wife Filed an Application for Divorce.

by Haroon

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A Sardar Ji Pulled out 6 People from a Burning House

by Haroon

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Why is a Sardarji Standing Below

by Haroon

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Why Does Sardar Always Smile During Lightning Storms?

by Haroon

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar: Station Jaane K Kitne Logay?

by Haroon

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS


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