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Please Bike Taze Na Chalao

by Pankaj

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Singh in Every Sardar's Name

by Nida

Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

I Am Falling in Love!

by Nida

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

On a Romantic Day

by Cool Boy

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

2 Sardar Were Fixing a Bomb in a Car

by Cool Boy

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A Sardar Saw a Beautiful Girl

by Cool Boy

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS


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