Jaldi Pee Warna Coffee Thandi Hojaye Gi

by smsG Team

Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

Category: Sardar SMS

Jitni Choti Ho Utna Hi Achhi He

by smsG Team

Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

Category: Sardar SMS

He Made a Local Call

by smsG Team

Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Category: Sardar SMS

Delivery Free Hai!!!

by smsG Team

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Category: Sardar SMS