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Kintna Padhe Ho

by Azizi

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Category: Sardar SMS

Electricity Nahi Hoti to Kya Hota

by Azizi

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me TV dekhna parta…

Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar on Phone

by grandfather

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

Category: Sardar SMS

Whole Body Born in Punjab…

by smsG Team

Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…

Category: Sardar SMS

What is Oxford

by smsG Team

Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.

Category: Sardar SMS

Mere Baap to Bahut Hai Par…

by smsG Team

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

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