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Your Wife Very Sweet

by Akshya

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

1st Ever Intelligent Sardar

by Akshya

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 Hours

by Akshya

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya

by Nida

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Oye Agar Neend Na Aaey to Kia Kia Jaey?

by Cool Boy

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar in a Red Tie

by Mamman Khan

sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha

k k k k

logon ne pent shirt bhi pehnay huye the 

 

Category: Cool SMS, Sardar SMS, Tricky SMS


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