CONGRATS

by grandfather

CONGRATS,
Your phone has been installed
with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces....

Category: Naughty SMS

One Day

by grandfather

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone Number

Category: Naughty SMS

Like Father Like Son

by zahid

CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai

PAPA:i know to sub janta hai

CHILD:i dont know

PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai

CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga

Category: Naughty SMS

ABCDEFG

by Dev S. Patalia

Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?

Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'

now reverse the order:GFEDCBA

'Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!'

Category: Naughty SMS

Mallika Sherewat

by Joydeep Roy

Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski kabar pe kya likhna hoga?
…………guess…………
SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI.

Category: Naughty SMS

A Husband Was Stung By A Bee

by smsG Team

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

Category: Naughty SMS