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News

by Azizi

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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Did You Ever Walk

by Azizi

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.

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Name the Animal

by grandfather

TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister

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A Job

by grandfather

A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best.

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Ak Aadmi

by grandfather

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Achi Film

by grandfather

Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"

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