Main Maa Bannay Wali Hoon

by Akshya

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Urdu SMS, Joke SMS, Hindi SMS

3 Mosquitos

by Raja

Just now I killed 3 mosquitos and I sending you this message to kill  mosquitos a day. Also forward this message to 3 of your friends and ask them to send it to 3 of his friends. In this way we shall erradicte malayria, Dengue from the society.

Category: Joke SMS

Night Was Dark

by sagar sakala

night was dark

moon was high

boy stopped his bike

girl asked why?

he came to close

she felt shy

went near her &

told her

AAI SHAPPAT PETROL KHATAM

Category: Joke SMS

Take a Pic of Urself

by Azizi

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Category: Joke SMS

20% of the Population

by Azizi

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

Category: Joke SMS

Beautiful Eyes

by Azizi

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Category: Joke SMS