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Strange

by Muhammad Imran

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

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Brains

by Muhammad Imran

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

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Look

by Muhammad Imran

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

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Roses R Red

by Muhammad Imran

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

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Sure

by Muhammad Imran

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

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Created

by Muhammad Imran

God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

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