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Do U Know

by Muhammad Imran

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly

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Upgrade

by Muhammad Imran

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found

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Shower

by Muhammad Imran

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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If-You Care for Me

by Muhammad Imran

If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you

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Kamaal Tere Nakhrey

by Muhammad Imran

Kamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style hai, Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin Aur haath mey mobile hai?

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CONGRATS

by Muhammad Imran

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

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