Aaj Naha Lo...plz....

by Vignesh

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Aap K Chehre Pe Udaasi Aankhon Mei Nami Hai

by Vignesh

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Category: Insult SMS

Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye to Kya Karun

by Vignesh

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karuna

Category: Shayari SMS, Insult SMS

An Extra Sense is NON SENSE

by Vignesh

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Category: Insult SMS

Only You Were Selected

by Vignesh

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Category: Insult SMS

1 Machar Ko Marne Se

by Vignesh

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS