Butt Was Getting Bitten by

by Muhammad Imran

Butt was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maro ge!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Hindi SMS

Time Pass

by Muhammad Imran

दुनिया मे कमल...
समारोह मे ताली...
मजाक मे साली...
धातु मे सोना...
नाम मे मोना...
प्यार मे गम...
और दुनिया मे हम बहुत फेमस है जानी

Category: Time Pass SMS, Hindi SMS

Sapnay Ki Tarha Tujhey

by Akshya

Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon,
Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon

Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin,
warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon

Category: Urdu SMS, Shayari SMS, Poem SMS, Hindi SMS

Ek Din Bhagwan Sharab Peeny

by Akshya

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Urdu SMS, Joke SMS, Hindi SMS

Main Maa Bannay Wali Hoon

by Akshya

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Urdu SMS, Joke SMS, Hindi SMS

Hamari Yadoon Ki Khushboo

by Akshya

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Category: Funny SMS, Urdu SMS, Insult SMS, Hindi SMS