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A New Year's Resolution

by Muhammad Imran

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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Old Habits

by Muhammad Imran

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. 

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An Optimist Stays

by Muhammad Imran

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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Middle Age is when You're Forced To.

by Muhammad Imran

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

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The Only Way to Spend New Year's Eve

by Muhammad Imran

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel.  Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

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Every Man Regards His Own Life

by Muhammad Imran

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

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