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My Msg 2 Da Wrld!

by Muhammad Imran

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

Category: Funny SMS

Teacher & Bachey

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Category: Funny SMS

Kia Halat Ho Gai Hai Zamane Ki

by Muhammad Imran

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,

SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

Category: Funny SMS, Shayari SMS

1 Police Officer Bachey Se

by Muhammad Imran

1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
.
.
“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon

Category: Funny SMS

Admi:Mujhe Sardar Bana Do

by Nida

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Category: Funny SMS

Meri Zindagi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do

by Nida

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

Category: Funny SMS


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