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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,
SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki