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A Musician Must Make Music

by Nida

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

Category: Funny SMS

Shadi Me 1 Pathan

by Pankaj

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

Category: Funny SMS

Please Bike Taze Na Chalao

by Pankaj

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Good News for Karachi University Students

by Muhammad Imran

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Category: Funny SMS

Devils Went to Court to Prove

by Muhammad Imran

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Category: Funny SMS

U R Just a Piece of Paper

by Muhammad Imran

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

Category: Funny SMS


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