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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
still 5.
because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P