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Thought of the Day:

by Muhammad Imran

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

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Wife:What is 10 Years with Me?

by Muhammad Imran

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Two Devils Came in 2 My Dreams

by Muhammad Imran

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Category: Funny SMS

No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE in My Dictionary

by Muhammad Imran

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

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Buyer :what if the Dog Licks It ?

by Muhammad Imran

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

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My Policy is One Day One Fool…..!

by Akshya

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

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