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Mujhe Kisi Mehangi Jaga Le Ke Chaliye

by Muhammad Imran

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Category: Funny SMS

Ek Admi Aadi Raat Ko Apni Moti Biwi Se Bola

by Muhammad Imran

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Category: Funny SMS

A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 Hours

by Muhammad Imran

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Category: Funny SMS

Mere Love Letters Wapis Karo

by Muhammad Imran

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Category: Funny SMS

Husband Wife Mein Larai Hoi

by Muhammad Imran

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

 

Category: Funny SMS

Wife Came Home with a Goat

by Muhammad Imran

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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