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by AWELS (pratap)

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

Category: Funny SMS, Time Pass SMS

Computer Windows in Punjabi

by zahid

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS

Susti Ki Intiha

by Manzoor Elahi

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Category: Funny SMS

Define a True Music Lover?

by Mubashar Ehsan

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Category: Funny SMS

Your Wife Very Sweet

by Akshya

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

News Reporter and Pathan

by Muhammad Imran

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Category: Funny SMS


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