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A Boy Told His Friend

by Vignesh

A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.

Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Mosam Shabab Ka

by Vignesh

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

Category: Funny SMS

Mental Hospital is Not So Far

by Vignesh

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS

When Wordz Fail Eyz Works

by Nida

when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
.
.
.
.
samajh le tapak gaya

Category: Funny SMS

Last Night Was My Fault

by Nida

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Category: Funny SMS

1 Memon 14th Floor Se Neche Gira

by Nida

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Category: Funny SMS


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