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A Sardarji’s Boy Asked His Dad

by Nida

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

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A Lawyer Saw an Auto Accident on Street

by Nida

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

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A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor Cabin

by Nida

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

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Why Were Males Created Before Females?

by Nida

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.

Category: Funny SMS

A Boy Goes to See a Dance

by Nida

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Category: Funny SMS

We’ll Buy New WEDDING RING!

by Nida

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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