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Har Bar Hamara Dil Dukhatay Ho

by Nida

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Category: Funny SMS

Boss:I Will Give You Rs.25

by Nida

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.

Category: Funny SMS

The Devils Challenged the Angels

by Nida

The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.

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A Sardarji’s Boy Asked His Dad

by Nida

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Category: Funny SMS

A Lawyer Saw an Auto Accident on Street

by Nida

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

Category: Funny SMS

A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor Cabin

by Nida

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
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Books And Study

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