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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Posted in: Funny SMS

By: Nida


5 Frogs Were Sitting on a Wall

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Posted in: Funny SMS

By: Nida


1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Posted in: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

By: Nida


A Musician Must Make Music
A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

Posted in: Funny SMS

By: Nida


Shadi Me 1 Pathan
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

Posted in: Funny SMS

By: Pankaj


Please Bike Taze Na Chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Posted in: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

By: Pankaj


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