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kare jao... kare jao... kare jao... kare jao... Besharmo ki tarah msg receive kare jao... khud na karna..
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!
muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
agar tm is eid pr na aye
to mera kia banay ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
?
?
AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time