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Kanjoos

by Raju Gupta

kare jao... kare jao... kare jao... kare jao... Besharmo ki tarah msg receive kare jao... khud na karna..

Category: Funny SMS

Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards?

by Cool Boy

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Category: Funny SMS

When Girls Wear Tight Fittings

by A.KRISHNA KUMAR

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!

Category: Funny SMS

Muj Ko Chor Kr Janay Walay

by Adil Ahmed

muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
agar tm is eid pr na aye
to mera kia banay ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
?
?
AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

Category: Funny SMS

How You Control Your Anger?

by A.KRISHNA KUMAR

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

Category: Funny SMS

Never KISS a Lady Police

by A.KRISHNA KUMAR

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Category: Funny SMS


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