99/100 Idiots Would Try It

by Ajay Chawla

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Category: Funny SMS, Fool SMS

Tamam Bewaqufon Ko

by Ajay Chawla

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

Category: Fool SMS

Yaad Hai Ham

by Muhammad Imran

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Category: Fool SMS

In Your Life

by Muhammad Imran

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Category: Fool SMS, English SMS

I Want to Suck You

by Muhammad Imran

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

Category: Fool SMS, English SMS

When Things Go Wrong

by Muhammad Imran

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Category: Fool SMS, English SMS