Explore our magnificent collection of English SMS, English sms messages, free English sms, English sms quotes, latest English sms messages.
Explore our magnificent collection of English SMS, English sms messages, free English sms, English sms quotes, latest English sms messages.
How will you destroy a submarine full of Bhattis?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Boss: Where were you born ?
Butt: Punjab.
Boss: which part ?
Butt: Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Butt was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Butt why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Butt : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Interviewer: When is your birthday.
Butt: 13th Oct.
Interviewer: Which year ?
Butt: Oye Ullu ke patte, Every year.
Butt and Bhatti were fixing a bomb in a car.
Butt: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Bhatti: Dont worry, I have a one more.
Butt joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Butt: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.