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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Butt: The future tense is "U will go to jail"

18 friends and Butt went 4a film. On asking them y they came in a big group of 19? They replied that the film was only for above 18...

A Teacher lecturing on population In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
Butt stands up - we must find & stop her!

Butt went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form, he went to New Delhi to Fill up the form. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL "

Why did the DOG bit BUTT?
Butt molested a bitch!!

Doctor Butt falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....