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Butt comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying Parking Fine
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole Thanks 4 d complement
Butt: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying...
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!!
Higher Studies Yaar!!!
Butt Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Butt: Why are you praying for that?
Butt Son: That is what I have written in my exam
Buttji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
Still he was in jail. You know why?
Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff!
Bhatti dials a number. A girl receives the call. Bhatti who r u? Girl- seeta here. Bhatti are meine to chandigarh phone lagaya tha yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?". "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.