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Roses are Famous for Grace

by Rana Pomy

Roses are famous for grace,

advocates are famous for case,

horses are famous for race,

but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face

Category: Cool SMS, English SMS

A Teacher Lecturing on Population

by Muhammad Imran

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Butt stands up- we must find & stop her!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Teachers Day SMS, English SMS

A Man Asked Butt

by Muhammad Imran

A man asked Butt, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening and not in the morning.
Butt replied "Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM"

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Bhatti Proposed a Girl......

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Bhatti said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something?

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Once a Butt Was Walking and Had a Glove on One Hand

by Muhammad Imran

Once a Butt was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS


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