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Butt and Bhatti Were Fixing a Bomb in a Car

by Muhammad Imran

Butt and Bhatti were fixing a bomb in a car.
Butt: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Bhatti: Dont worry, I have a one more.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Butt Joined New Job

by Muhammad Imran

Butt joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Butt: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Butt Got into a Bus

by Muhammad Imran

Butt got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Bhatti: U Cheated Me

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Bhatti: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Bhatti: U Cheated Me

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Bhatti: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS, Hindi SMS

Butt Was Getting Bitten by

by Muhammad Imran

Butt was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maro ge!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Hindi SMS


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