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Doctor Butt Falls in Love with a Nurse

by Muhammad Imran

Doctor Butt falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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Butt: 1 Biwi Aur 3 Bacche

by Muhammad Imran

Butt to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Butt: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS

How Will You Destroy a Submarine

by Muhammad Imran

How will you destroy a submarine full of Bhattis?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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Boss: Where Were You Born ?

by Muhammad Imran

Boss: Where were you born ?
Butt: Punjab.
Boss: which part ?
Butt: Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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Butt Was Busy Removing a Wheel

by Muhammad Imran

Butt was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Butt why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Butt : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Interviewer: When is Your Birthday?

by Muhammad Imran

Interviewer: When is your birthday.
Butt: 13th Oct.
Interviewer: Which year ?
Butt: Oye Ullu ke patte, Every year.

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