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18 Friends and Butt Went 4a Film

by Muhammad Imran

18 friends and Butt went 4a film. On asking them y they came in a big group of 19? They replied that the film was only for above 18...

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

A Teacher Lecturing on Population

by Muhammad Imran

A Teacher lecturing on population In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
Butt stands up - we must find & stop her!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Butt Went 2 a BANK to Open a S.B. A/C

by Muhammad Imran

Butt went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form, he went to New Delhi to Fill up the form. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL "

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Butt: I Hav'nt Slept All Nite in the Train

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Butt: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt U Xchnged?
Butt: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..

Category: Eid SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Why Did the DOG Bit BUTT?

by Muhammad Imran

Why did the DOG bit BUTT?
Butt molested a bitch!!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Bhatti Singh Nadhi Ke Kenare Ghum Reha Tha

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti singh nadhi ke kenare ghum reha tha. woo soch reha tha ki kya who pagal hi. wha usne ek madak dekahi diya, osne madak se pucha kya mai pagal hu. madik uskie bathien sunkar pani main kud gaya, too Bhatti bola " e le esmie suside karne ke kya bathien hi

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS


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