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Bhatti: Yaar Bachpan Mein 20 Male Se Gir Gaya Tha

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: To fir bach gaya? Bhatti:Yaad nahin hai bahut purani baaat hai

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS

Butti Pulled out 6 People from a Burning House...

by Muhammad Imran

Buttji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
Still he was in jail. You know why?
Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Bhatti Dials a Number

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti dials a number. A girl receives the call. Bhatti who r u? Girl- seeta here. Bhatti are meine to chandigarh phone lagaya tha yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS, English SMS

Bhatti 100 Watt Bulb Par Baap Ka Naam Likh Raha Tha

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne pucha "kya kar rahe ho?" Bhatti: baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Urdu SMS

TRAIN TO LUDHIANA

by Muhammad Imran

TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?". "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Butt: The Future Tense is "U Will Go to Jail"

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Butt: The future tense is "U will go to jail"

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS


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