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Have Found 500

by Muhammad Imran

have found 500
Bodies and are still digging for more..

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS

Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something?

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

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Once a Butt Was Walking and Had a Glove on One Hand

by Muhammad Imran

Once a Butt was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Butt Comes Back 2 His Car

by Muhammad Imran

Butt comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying Parking Fine
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole Thanks 4 d complement

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Higher Studies Yaar!!!

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying...
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!!
Higher Studies Yaar!!!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, English SMS

Butt Son: O God!

by Muhammad Imran

Butt Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Butt: Why are you praying for that?
Butt Son: That is what I have written in my exam

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