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Butt te Bhatti SMS Collection

A man asked Butt, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening and not in the morning.
Butt replied "Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM"

Bhatti's wish: when I die, I wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like All d passengers in d car he was driving..

Bhatti & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Bhatti replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Bhatti & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Bhatti says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Bhatti says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Why cant Bhatti dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency?
He can not find the eleven on the phone

Bhatti proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Bhatti said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR