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Butt Wins 20 Cr from Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket

by Muhammad Imran

Butt wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Butt: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt Told His Servant

by Muhammad Imran

Butt told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Butt: So what? Take an umbrella and go

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Butt Was Filling Up Application Form for a Job

by Muhammad Imran

Butt was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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Teacher: "I Killed a Person"

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Butt: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Teachers Day SMS

Butt Why R All These People Running?

by Muhammad Imran

Butt - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Butt - If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

A Teacher Lecturing on Population

by Muhammad Imran

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Butt stands up- we must find & stop her!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS, Teachers Day SMS, English SMS


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