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How Do You Recognize Bhatti in School?

by Nida

How do you recognize Bhatti in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

A Man Asked Bhatti

by Nida

A man asked Bhatti, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Bhatti replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Bhatti Was Writing Something Very Slowly.

by Nida

Bhatti was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Bhatti: I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt at an Art Gallery

by Muhammad Imran

Butt at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt's Wish: when I Die

by Muhammad Imran

Butt's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving...

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Why Did U Come So Far

by Muhammad Imran

Postman - I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Butt:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS


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