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My Mother in Law

by saood

BUTT: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
BHATTI: Oh! That’s terrible.
BUTT: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

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Oye

by saood

BUTT: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
BHATTI: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Go to Buy

by saood

BUTT goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
BUTT: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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A Englishman

by saood

An Englishman and BUTT inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
BUTT: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

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Name the 3

by saood

Butt: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Bhatti: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Butt at Work

by Azizi

Butt comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts

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