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Powercut

by Muhammad Imran

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Butt & Bhatti were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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Keemti Samaan

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Bhatti: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Butt: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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Titanic Was Sinking.

by Muhammad Imran

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Butt, "How far is land"?
Butt: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Butt: Downwards!

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Bhatti: R U Ok?

by saood

While walking in the highlands butt fell down a deep hole.
Bhatti: R u ok?
Butt: Yeah!
Bhatti: Did u break anything?
Butt: No, there's nothing down here

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What Ford

by saood

What's Ford?
Butt: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Bhatti: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Surprise

by saood

Nurse: Congrats Butt ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Butt: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga

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