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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Bhatti sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Butt ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Bhatti: Aur Butt, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Butt: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Butt: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Butt: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Butt: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
How did Butt tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Butt: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Bhatti: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Butt: Kya naam hai uska?
Bhatti: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
A sweet girl goes to Bhatti's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Bhatti sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.