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In a Train

by Muhammad Imran

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Bhatti sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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Butt Ki Shaadi

by Muhammad Imran

Butt ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Bhatti: Aur Butt, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Butt: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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Swallowed a Kay

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Butt: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Butt: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Kill a Bird

by Muhammad Imran

How did Butt tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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CHAALU KHAATA

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Bhatti: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Butt: Kya naam hai uska?
Bhatti: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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A Sweet Girl

by Muhammad Imran

A sweet girl goes to Bhatti's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Bhatti sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

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