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It’s 1394

by Muhammad Imran

Butt was drawing money from ATM. Bhatti, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Butt: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Butt Joined

by Muhammad Imran

Butt joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

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Ek Baar

by Muhammad Imran

Ek baar Butt Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Butt: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Butt: Tu Gangubai

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Bhagwane Suit

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Butt: Thank u G Butt: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Butt: Thank u G. Butt: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Butt: Thank u G Butt: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

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Will U Marry Me?

by Muhammad Imran

Girl: Will u marry me?
Butt: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.

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Infection

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Butt: Suicide karne ke liye
Bhatti: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Butt: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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